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Thigh Bruise

The little tiny circle bruises left on a girl's thigh while getting pounded by a slim man with sharp hip bones.
1. That guy Danny, he's a real thigh-bruiser.

2. Oh hell yea he's sexy, and what a thigh-bruiser!

3. While looking in the mirror in the morning, I thought, "Had me a thighbruiser last nite...Guess that mean's I cant fuck this other guy tonite!"
by Queen Jean September 6, 2005
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Thigh Bruise

The bruises you get on your face when you go down on a woman and give her such a powerful orgasm she squeezes your face with her inner thighs like it's in a vice. The bruises you get are thigh bruises.
Jeff ate at the Y so well, he got thigh bruises.
by Poodleusier June 24, 2004
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thighbruiser

A male hottie with sharp hip bones who leaves little tiny round bruises on a girl's thigh while pounding her sideways.
Jean: "Girrrrrl, I met this guy last nite!"
Pen: "Oh yea? Hows he look?"
Jean: "Oh you know, dark hair, bout 6', a real thighbruiser!"
by Queen Jean September 3, 2005
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