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Thigh Bruise 

The little tiny circle bruises left on a girl's thigh while getting pounded by a slim man with sharp hip bones.
1. That guy Danny, he's a real thigh-bruiser.

2. Oh hell yea he's sexy, and what a thigh-bruiser!

3. While looking in the mirror in the morning, I thought, "Had me a thighbruiser last nite...Guess that mean's I cant fuck this other guy tonite!"
Thigh Bruise by Queen Jean September 6, 2005
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Thigh Bruise 

The bruises you get on your face when you go down on a woman and give her such a powerful orgasm she squeezes your face with her inner thighs like it's in a vice. The bruises you get are thigh bruises.
Jeff ate at the Y so well, he got thigh bruises.
Thigh Bruise by Poodleusier June 24, 2004

thighbruiser

A male hottie with sharp hip bones who leaves little tiny round bruises on a girl's thigh while pounding her sideways.
Jean: "Girrrrrl, I met this guy last nite!"
Pen: "Oh yea? Hows he look?"
Jean: "Oh you know, dark hair, bout 6', a real thighbruiser!"
thighbruiser by Queen Jean September 3, 2005

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026