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Thierry Breton 

A Thierry Breton is a creature that embodies a disturbing and grotesque combination of unsettling characteristics. It has the slimy, elongated form of a slug, its body covered in a slick, mucus-like substance that aids its silent, slithering movement. This creature exhibits parasitic tendencies akin to a leech and a tick, feeding on the vital fluids of its prey by latching on with sucker-like appendages. Its appearance is further marked by a bright, red, swollen area on its back, reminiscent of a baboon's, which it uses for display or intimidation. The Thierry Breton's limbs are twisted and gnarled, with long, bony fingers similar to those of Gollum, adding to its nightmarish visage. Its large, bulging, human-like eyes exude a disturbing sense of intelligence and hunger, while its mouth is a grotesque mixture of sharp teeth and sucker-like structures, perfect for draining life from its victims. The creature also exhibits abnormal sexual tendencies, with behaviors that are grotesque and disturbing, further adding to its nightmarish nature. This creature is a symbol of parasitic and predatory horror, blending the most unsettling traits of its various inspirations.
The villagers whispered of Thierry Breton's vile presence, not only fearing its parasitic hunger but also its abnormal sexual tendencies, which added a grotesque layer of horror to its already nightmarish existence.
Thierry Breton by Cowboy Pooh August 12, 2024
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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026