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Thick as two shits 

An English term to describe who stupid somebody is.
This phrase was proved by an English donkey farmer who was found suffocated in a large pile of donkey stools.
One popular theory is that he was murdered by the donkey as it knowingly backed up and stood on him, causing him to choke upon a turd and die.
'John, you're as thick as two shits'
Thick as two shits by Shmopho September 1, 2008
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