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There's a snake in my boot

When your penis hangs so low that it is inside your shoe/boot
oh man mine is so long there's a snake in my boot.
by Matt-Morgan9000 January 10, 2017
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There's a snake in my boot

When a young cowboy mistakes his untied shoelaces for a snake in his boot.
Uncle: There's a snake in my boot
Arthur: Tie your shoes
Uncle:Must be the lumbago
by Realone124 December 22, 2018
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When your dick is so long that it goes down into your pants leg
Girl: so how big are you
Guy: well there's a snake in my boot
by Briarcrest April 20, 2017
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There’s a snake in my boot

When you are expecting a fart but shart and it leaks down your leg into your shoe
Dude, we gotta go, I meant to fart but now there’s a snake in my boot
by Bernstyle April 10, 2022
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