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The Oval Office

A code name by the FBI meaning The President is having sex leave him the fuck alone.
The inauguration is just one big marathon to get to The Oval Office to take care of real business.
The Oval Office by c-hat-e January 21, 2013

Obamas' in the Oval Office 

referring to turds in the toilet
yo nigga! who the fuck left Obamas' in the Oval Office? remember next time to flush!

Drop the Obamas off at the Oval Office 

1: To poop in a toilet or other round receptacle

2: Defecate regardless of political affiliation
"After eating Taco Bell, Dave had rush home in order to drop the Obamas off at the oval office."

Taking Obama to the Oval Office 

A Political Toilet Humor term. It is used to express that one has to take a shit.

Much like other terms such as: "Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl", "Dropping the Kids at the Pool", and etc...

Warning! Avoid using this term around Black friends or co-workers. That is unless you want to be labeled as a racist and have your ass stomped.
Jerry: Hey man I'll be back in 10 minutes.

Mike: What are you going to do.

Jerry: Mike, I'm taking Obama to the Oval Office.

Mike: Ohhh, my bad.

Drop the Obama kids off at the Oval Office 

to take a crap.
Wow, that took forever to drop the Obama kids off at the Oval Office. That Sasha is a feisty one.

Drop the Prez off at the Oval Office

Taking a dooky/poop/#2/ crapshit. A more updated version of "droppin the Cosby kids off at the pool"
Excuse me a minute, gotta go "drop the Prez off at the Oval Office"
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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