hammered

The state in which one finds themselves after ingesting large volumes of alcoholic beverages.

Symptoms include: babbling, hysterical laughter, name calling, aggressiveness, destructiveness, momentary lapses of consciousness, stumbling, vomiting, yelling, incoherent singing, falling, profanity, overeating, extreme urination, indiscriminate flirtation, bad judgment, disregard for the value of money or a propensity for excessive spending and, of course, more drinking.

After watching Frank chug his eighth glass of scotch, I walked out onto the deck and saw him pissing on my grille and cussing out my parents. He was fucking hammered.

by cabflow December 4, 2011

hammering

to fuck a girl usually to fuck her so hard she screams

Guy 1: I was hammering a girl so hard that she was screaming daddy

by fugenuggets are yum December 25, 2019

hammered

(adj.) Heavily inebriated, though to a lesser extent than shitfaced.

Man, I'm gonna go out and get hammered tonight,

by Erik Randolph March 22, 2003

hammers

Any refrence to a gun

Homeboi just copped dem new hammers

i clap da hammers

by raymond April 17, 2004

hammered

Intoxicated beyond drunk.

Im fuckin Hammered.

by Risky July 19, 2003

Hammer

Another word for cock, dick, or penis.

1. I pack a huge hammer.
2. I bet my hammer is bigger than yours!

by Diggs the Mountie November 24, 2006

hammer on

To go from one thing to another without a break. Derived from the guitar technique for moving between notes.

Opposite is 'hammer off' - to go away, similar to 'f*** off'

We'll meet at the bar, then probably hammer on to a club.

I'm tired; I'll probably hammer off home in a few minutes.

by BlueJack May 6, 2008