When you get so drunk on wine and pass out on your bed. After you inevitablely wake up to shit you are too drunk to wipe your ass and go back to bed leaving a brown skid mark. Your wife eventually smells your shit and has to wipe your ass and the left over nuggets for you as well as buying new sheets.
by ttung95 December 5, 2019
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Sean: Yo lets hang at the glen.
Kyle: Who the f*** are you?
Sean: doesn't matter wanna go?
Kyle: Sure I don't care.
Kyle: Who the f*** are you?
Sean: doesn't matter wanna go?
Kyle: Sure I don't care.
by Ya boi Hans January 2, 2017
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Get the glen the librarian mug.A major or minor car accident occurring in the city of Glendale. As the term insinuates, such accidents are a disturbingly common occurrence in the city- to such an extent that locals no longer turn their heads or phone the police when pedestrians are turned into pancakes by imported sedans (typically black or white in color.)
Background: Glendale, California is known for having the highest number of car accidents per population in the United States.
Background: Glendale, California is known for having the highest number of car accidents per population in the United States.
Someone gave James The Glendale Hello on the way to work today. The insurance company might total his Honda.
by kill9 March 28, 2017
Get the The Glendale Hello mug.A special division of Glenbrook South and North with 120 students at any given time, 30 students per grade level, that have special privileges. These unique species commonly affiliate themselves with hardcore debate, classical music, too much technology, and often have nothing better to do than their homework. Students in the "Academy" are often labeled "Academites".
Typical conversation between a teacher and a student from the Glenbrook Academy of International Studies:
Teacher: Who are you?
Academite: I'm in the Academy and was wondering if I could--
Teacher: Yes.
Teacher: Who are you?
Academite: I'm in the Academy and was wondering if I could--
Teacher: Yes.
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An emotional void of pointlessness filling a Sunday afternoon, heightened by the inevitability of the coming Monday; May or may not be made worse by the presence of a hangover; Synonymous with Sunday Scaries and/or long dark teatime of the soul.
Named after "Glenroe", an Irish telenovela that ran from 1983 to 2001, aired on Sundays at 20:30, and was, for many, the harbinger of the impending Monday.
An emotional void of pointlessness filling a Sunday afternoon, heightened by the inevitability of the coming Monday; May or may not be made worse by the presence of a hangover; Synonymous with Sunday Scaries and/or long dark teatime of the soul.
Named after "Glenroe", an Irish telenovela that ran from 1983 to 2001, aired on Sundays at 20:30, and was, for many, the harbinger of the impending Monday.
by saint_yossarian April 15, 2019
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2) Replacing the innocence of corrupted middle school students while being entirely insane yourself
2) Replacing the innocence of corrupted middle school students while being entirely insane yourself
When Jennifer could no longer make a "that's what she said" joke, we knew that it was a result of the Glenda effect.
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