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the fireman 

When you're having sex with a woman right before ejaculating light her pubes on fire then put them out with your semen.
yo, where's the lighter fluid? I'm gonna do the fireman on this ho.
the fireman by Shaundawgz April 16, 2008
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The Fireman 

While having sexual intercourse, light your partner's eyebrows on fire, and then splooge the flames out.
1
"Why are you lighting my eyebrows on fire?"

"Because I'm the fireman, bitch!"

2
"Hey girl, where did your eyebrows go?"

"My boyfriend pulled the fireman last night."
The Fireman by Mr. Hands is dead January 9, 2010

the fireman 

A method of masturbation, where the male takes his erect penis and quickly runs his hands down the shaft as if he was a fireman unrolling a long hose. When he ejaculates, he shakes the penis violently while making the sound of a water hose, to simulate a powerful fire hose.
Jeffrey did the fireman to his girlfriend.
the fireman by Rory O'Hooligan October 30, 2007

The Fireman 

A sexual act where the male lights his partner on fire with a flame thrower and quickly puts the fire out with his own semen.
I did the fireman with your mom last night. I didn't put the fire out fast enough and she died.
The Fireman by Mexicrackerjoseph January 27, 2010

The fireman 

This can be done before or after the ejaculation process, set alight to the ladies bush, then pee or spunk on it to put it out.
The fireman came to put the bush fire out!
The fireman by Sexy cornish surfer August 22, 2010

beat the fireman 

I'm going home to beat the firemaninto submission.
I'm so horny today,I'm going to punch the clownlike he owes me money.
beat the fireman by J0esm0mma April 14, 2008

The lazy fireman 

When you goin in hard then you proceed to pull out. Then light the pussy hair on fire and jizz to put it out
Ayo my ex gave me the lazy fireman and now my pussy looks like a schnauzer with 3rd degree burns
The lazy fireman by Crack15 August 30, 2019
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