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The Classical Academy 

A charter school in Colorado Springs Colorado. You will find that every student is dressed in a polo shirt, khaki pants, wearing black dress shoes and a belt. About 97% of the student body is Christian and strangely enough most of them attend services at the megachurch right next to the east campus. You will immediately be able to sniff out the one public school kid that transferred because he/she will be the only one without a bible in their pocket.
That kid has a bad case of PTSD, He must have transferred from The Classical Academy.
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The Classical Academy 

The Classical Academy is an overrated and gay high school in Colorado Springs, CO. Almost everyone that goes here couldn’t handle the pressure of going to a real public school and “fit in”, so they had their rich parents pay for them to go here. Breaking out into song and tieing sweatshirts over their shoulders is a necessity to a regular dude’s life there. All they have to boast for is an “amazing athletic program” which is par at best. They think they are the greatest at golf, but they are on top of a weak league with many newcomers rising up in the upcoming years. TCA’s soccer team nearly lost to Cañon, and they started 0-5! Moral of the story is, TCA is lame.
“Becky, look at that guy! He’s so hot.”
Sarah, you know he goes to The Classical Academy , right?”

Oh, I bet he has a boyfriend.”
The Classical Academy by Pitched November 21, 2018

The classical academy 

A place neck-full of assholes. The teachers are douchebags and the only good teachers left because they were tired of the assholery that this place had. Everybody hates each other and was done with everyone else's shit along time ago. Theirs always someone with a Christian meme in their locker and someone who gets mad when you say a "naughty word" . Everyone is forced to wear $30 khaki pants and a sad little polo shirt. The material list at the beginning costs $200 on top of the $100 worth of uniform clothes you have to buy. People think that TCA is a really great school but it's really just mediocre. The single plus to this school is the middle school principal.
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026