The Baby's Cradle is when a man gets on his hands and knees, like he is the legs of the cradle, the female must get under him and act like shes giving him a hug with her legs wrapped around his waist, like the seat of the cradle, then she must continue to rock back and forth on the mans purple-helmeted yogurt thrower. This may require some physical strength from both man and woman.
"Dude Craig did you give Jessica The Baby's Cradle last night?", Craig " I sure did, and man my arms hurt."
by The Grotesque Groan June 13, 2009
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by TooSick4U January 12, 2013
Get the the baby's crowning mug.To celebrate the birth of a baby with a drink of alcohol or more usually an excuse for a drinking spree.
by VAKI5 May 7, 2005
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P1: "Hey man! Don't touch the baby's milk!"
P2: "BUT WE'RE OUT OF REGULAR MILK!"
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P1: "Hey man! Don't touch the baby's milk!"
P2: "YOU DON'T TOUCH IT YOU DICK!
P1: "Hey man! Don't touch the baby's milk!"
P2: "BUT WE'RE OUT OF REGULAR MILK!"
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P1: "Hey man! Don't touch the baby's milk!"
P2: "YOU DON'T TOUCH IT YOU DICK!
by dixintha March 26, 2008
Get the Don't Touch The Baby's Milk! mug.The process of celebrating the birth of a baby. Traditionally taking its name from the Christian baptismal rite, during which the head of a baby would be wet with blesed water, the phrase now commonly relates to the consumption of large amounts of alcohol as a celebration of the new arrival.
The actual process of wetting the baby's head is far more fun before the baby is born.
The actual process of wetting the baby's head is far more fun before the baby is born.
Bloke 1: check out the cans on that barmaid.
Bloke 2: Dude, you're married.
Bloke 1: Yeah, but...
Bloke 2: You're wife just had a kid.
Bloke 1: Yeah, well..
Bloke 2: We're here celebrating, to wet the baby's head.
Bloke 1: True. But she has got really nice cans.
Bloke 2: Dude, you're married.
Bloke 1: Yeah, but...
Bloke 2: You're wife just had a kid.
Bloke 1: Yeah, well..
Bloke 2: We're here celebrating, to wet the baby's head.
Bloke 1: True. But she has got really nice cans.
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Person 2: You wet the baby's head, huh?
Person 2: You wet the baby's head, huh?
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