The Angle 

When a girl takes a profile pictures only showing one side of their face making it look so rediculously good that you forget her face even has 2 sides, usually compensatig for something on the other side

Guy1: Did you she Brenda's new profile picture she looks so fine that I inboxed her asking her out on friday

Guy2: Yeah from The Angle shes using you can't even tell tell that she was severely burned over the whole left side of her body

Guy1:Wait WHAT!

The Angle by Gentleneal November 27, 2011

the angle of the dangle 

the angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat, provided that the maxis of the axis, and the gravity of the cavity, remain constant.

in algebra, the angle of the dangle (x) is necessary to find y (the heat of the meat) provided tht the maxis of the axis (graphing in y=mx+b) and the gravity of the cavity (solving inequalities) remain constant. if you use this in algebra and you have a dirty mind, i guarantee you will get an a, this helped me pass algebra whe i was in high school!!

the angle of the dangle by 69fuckyou420 May 29, 2011

keep the angle of the dangle perpindiculer to the mass of the ass 

Good advice for pleasure seekers!

Keep the angle of the dangle perpindiculer to the mass of the ass and don’t let your meat loaf.

keep the angle of the dangle perpindiculer to the mass of the ass by Fang1961 December 2, 2018

The Mortality Angle

The use of possible impending death or the combination of not so impending death and alcohol (at the hands of something obscene such as an asteroid strike or supervolcano) to get a woman, or multiple women, to engage in coitis with oneself.

"I didn't think I'd be able to get her to come home with me until I brought up that program on the Discovery Channel I watched about supervolcanos."
"Ah, the mortality angle...nice."

The Mortality Angle by Timmer8 January 11, 2009

The Up Angle

The angle used by most girls to make their face look slimmer. They raise their phone higher than their head and look at it, giving them a more slender complexion.

I used the Up Angle on him, and then he asked me out

The Up Angle by Istutstutustsu June 19, 2019

the cassie angle 

a selfie taken above the head exposing the double chin and inner pain only to be used if depressed or hurt by the opposite gender

ah i see you’re using the cassie angle. who hurt you?

the cassie angle by mr_mccone June 8, 2020

angle of the dangle 

And ...
... the spunk in your junk, the lust for her bust, the urge for a purge, the yank on the crank, the spasm of the 'gasm, the toughness of your buffness, the pumping of the humping, the flirt of her skirt, the appeal of her heel, the lick on your dick, the sheen of her bean, your lips on her tips, the push of her tush ...

The angle of the dangle is proportional to the beauty of her booty.

angle of the dangle by hebberflebber August 31, 2016