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The Waffle 

adj. The Waffle is a term for someone who has the ability to be smart and make good decisions, but sometimes acts before they think. The action or phrase is usually stupid, and makes everyone think they are dumb.

v. To make yourself seem dumb by saying something or acting out without thinking first
Hunter: "Man, so that's where they keep all the fairies! Fairy Storage!!! DUH!!!"

Andrew: "Hunter, you are now officially The Waffle!!!"
The Waffle by drew3782 April 9, 2010
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The waffle 

The waffle is a large non-solid shit that is produced, often after consuming copious amounts of food, by humans and resembles a Belgian waffle in both appearance, and texture.
Damn he has been in the bathroom for ever “I bet he’s doing the waffle ”
The waffle by Capvara January 1, 2018

The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host

A video commenting trend started by the YouTuber Jonny RaZeR. This phrase is similar to the phrase ITS NOT A MISTAKE ✨ ITS A MASTERPIECE ✨ created by JellyBean, however unlike them, Jonny had his own viewers decide on the comment that would be written in the comment section of every video seen by participants of the joke. A viewer of Jonny commented The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host and it quickly began to be copy and pasted in the comment section. Jonny has encouraged everyone to only comment the message once on each video seen and to like/upvote the single comment in hopes of preventing the message from flooding the comments of every video on social media.
Person 1: Hey, did you see that comment being spammed everywhere on social media?
Person 2: Yeah! Everyone keeps saying The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host

The Waffle House has found it's new host. 

A sentence meant to gaslight Youtube users, coined by Jonny RaZeR Shorts.
He typed "The Waffle House has found it's new host." On youtube Comments of every video he watched.

The Waffle House of People 

A nickname for Serinepth Sinderman, a character from Trials and Trebuchets. She was given this because she is brave in the face of danger, calling back to the Waffle House Disaster Index.
Wow, Serinepth Sinderman is the waffle house of people

The Waffle house has found its new host

some stupid shit that some guy named johnny made on youtube telling little children to spam it on youtube comments
stupid child: The Waffle house has found its new host
everyone: SHUT THE FUCK UP

The Waffle House has found it’s new host. 

A small internet trend started by the youtuber Jonny RaZer shorts / jonny raZeR. Basically you go into a video/ short or whatever the case may be and just say “ The Waffle House has found it’s new host”
Youtube short video: Blah blah blah blah

Comments: Johnypickle23: The Waffle House has found it’s new host.

coolcat42: The waffle house has found it’s new host.

tacotexter128: The waffle house has found it’s new host.
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