The Trump Touch
The Trump Touch by elZaphod May 19, 2017
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The Trump Touch
The Trump Touch: the pretty-much-polar-opposite of the Midas touch, in which everything one touches, turns to shit 💩 💩 💩
Not just locally, but for everyone, in all directions, like explosive diarrhea. 💩
Not just locally, but for everyone, in all directions, like explosive diarrhea. 💩
Rory: Kenneth lay used the Trump Touch on Enron, before the Trump Touch was even a thing.
Mike: That's fucked up, man. Who hires these fools, anyway? Oh, rlght, no one.
'Elon Musk laid some serious Trump Touch on Twitter, that with a twist of Marijuana Logic.' "Yeah that company's f***** no matter what 'fancy' new name he tries to give it."
Mike: That's fucked up, man. Who hires these fools, anyway? Oh, rlght, no one.
'Elon Musk laid some serious Trump Touch on Twitter, that with a twist of Marijuana Logic.' "Yeah that company's f***** no matter what 'fancy' new name he tries to give it."
The Trump Touch by J. Tschlottman March 19, 2026
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