The Svensson 

Farting as revenge when you're denied sex

"I had a guy over and told him that I wasn't interested in intercourse.. He farted loudly and left.."

"OH what a douche.. That dude totally did "the Svensson!" I bet he was blond and super handsome though!"

The Svensson by TheSwedishMouseMafia February 22, 2023

The Stensson

A guy who is in desperate need of an oscar-break. Life is short and this guy will live it to the fullest. He will call you at 3 am facked up, drunk and high at a bar, talking to you about the wrong foodora delivery and never mentions the bar-bill. The wrong response will force you to come pick him up in your facked up car with almost no gas. This will trigger a complicated and unstabilizing mental treasurehunt with the conclusion being: No man is never alone, as long as he is compatible with the nature of The Stensson.

"Nice cock bro, show me The Stensson"

The Stensson by mandemmmmm January 27, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016