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The Stevis

Verb. The Stevis is the arm motion made to signal that you do not give a fuck. It is often accompanied by the sound "ahhhh" as the arm moves forward from shoulder down to elbow height. It can be used as an almost universal response to almost any question or situation. Several variations of The Stevis exist including the Abrevis-Stevis which is a shortened version of the original and also The Stroke-A-Stevis in which the motion is inverted to mimic masturbation.
Sometimes the only proper response is to give them The Stevis. That guy over there is giving way too many fucks, show him The Stevis.
The Stevis by anonymous November 30, 2020
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The Steveism Movement 

Steve the One knows all and created all.

After creating the universe we see around us, he went on to making "Steve's Awesome Plan" - which is a plan for everyone and everything... normally ending in "Steve's Awesome Place".

For true believers of Steveism, they will be guided through life, then in death find "Steve's Awesome Place", where you party all day, everyday with no bad endings... just awesomeness.

Find peace in His Holiness, Steve the One, Pebble from the Path of Righteousness, King Panther of the Avon Tribe, Grand Lord of the Movement, Saviour of us all... today!

Hallusteve.
Saint Charlie the Chosen was talking of the good word of the steveism movement, I think I will now follow Steve the One.

The Stevie Wonder 

When a man is recieving oral pleasure from a woman, he pulls out right before he ejaculates and blows his load in her eyes. This causes her to frantically search for a towel while swaying her head and arms back and forth, then resembling the musician stevie wonder playing the piano.
Last Night ended with my date doing The Stevie Wonder.
The Stevie Wonder by Blake W. January 16, 2009

The Stevie Wonder 

To ejaculate in ones eyes and spin them in a circle so they have to find there way to the bathroom blind, their arms will be reaching out in the air feeling for for things and makes them look like they are playing the piano hence "Stevie Wonder"
Dude introduced Lindsey to The Stevie Wonder last night and she ran face first into the wall

the stevie wonder complex

the stevie wonder complex is a complex where you use your hands to feel around for something and not your eyes
tanya: (hyperventilating) i can't find my phone! it's not in my fucking bag!
mike: "let mommy use her fingers" (mike uses the stevie wonder complex by feeling around the outside of the bag and not using his eyes and low and behold.. walla! mike finds tanya's phone then smacks her)

The Stevie Wonder 

when you are having sex from the back, right before you are about to let go of your load tap the girls shoulder and cum all in her eyes
she is mad at me today because i gave her the stevie wonder last night
The Stevie Wonder by green onion January 15, 2009

The Stevie Nicks Effect 

In cooking; The process of the white part of an egg getting loose in a pan of water and flowing around like in a circular motion as Stevie Nicks does with her flowing dresses going around in circles during performances.
While stirring a poach egg, the white part began flowing loosly in a circular motion and created the Stevie Nicks Effect
The Stevie Nicks Effect by Musico January 24, 2018