The Steinberg 

The act of taking eco-safe lube, mayonaise, and avacado and blending it in a blender. You then pour the mixture into a tube sock, warm the sock in the microwave, put it between two couch cushons, and fuck it like your life depended on it.

Dude, I came back from the party alone again so I did The Steinberg and used the leftovers on the Taco's from dinner.

The Steinberg by Slappy McHappy February 17, 2010

What's the Steinbeck 

It means "What's up". They say it in California cause Steinbeck was born in California.

Hey there. What's the Steinbeck?

What's the Steinbeck by Average Joe December 5, 2003

The German Stienburg 

One of the most complex and vile sexual acts to be performed... It requires strength, focus and tremendous commitment.

The German Stienburg starts with a man anally plundering a female that is bent over while he is simultaneously holding a tractor tire over his head and using it to do shoulder presses (as in a strongman competition). While pressing the tire and banging the girl he screams out "shiza" every time he makes a press.

After the man makes coitus, he drops the tractor tire on back of the female's head...rendering her unconcious. Finally he lifts up her naked body and proceeds to bench press her... all the while counting his repetitions in a loud, harsh, commanding, German accent. (If you can count in German that is ideal... but if not the accent will suffice).

"Dude, I have to stop by the farm later and borrow a tractor tire, my girlfriend is finally going to let me give her The German Stienburg."

The German Stienburg by crazydoc March 14, 2009