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The act of luring women into your red van, placing them in boxes with holes placed in strategic areas. Then the "Postman" proceeds to insert his member into said holes and sings the postman pat theme tune. If the "postman" finishes before the song he must be locked in a box and thrown off a bridge as punishment.
Hey, James, I've got a red van, do you want to borrow it and do the postman pat
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by JustAcceptMyName May 26, 2017
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