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the pick of destiny 

A guitar pick made of green ivory or some shit that will allow the person wielding it to play hot licks way beyond his capabilities. It's actually made of Satan's tooth. Tenacious D broke it in half, but later severed Satan's horn to replace the pick as the bong of destiny.
'Cause it's the pick of Destiny, child, you know that we'll be rockin' 'cuz it's fuckin' insane...

The Pick A State Game 

Player one thinks of a state, once they figure out what state they have chosen, player one puts his/her hand on player two's knee and says "Pick a state". Player two then guesses a state, if they guess the state player one was thinking of the game ends, but if they guess the wrong state player one moves his/her hand slightly closer to player two's crotch. To make the game more interesting you can use kisses instead of hands or start at the ankle to build up more suspense.
"Last night I played The Pick A State Game with that girl I met at the bar. It went great! Here, smell my fingers."

Spoils of the pick 

Admiring items recently acquired from a day of junk hunting whilst playing with his or her genitals
The dealer was admiring the spoils of the pick

The Surprise Pick 

An unexpected excess of snot deposited on your finger. Not to be confused with the Surprise blow, which could be omitted from genitalia or assorted other orifices!
You're pretty sure your nose just has a tiny wee booger in there. You breach the outer rim slightly and strike gold straight away. It's not even crusty.. & you're not even feeling clogged up!

You extract your finger to find a nasal snot baby attached to your finger the size of a cherry!!

WOAH! Where did THAT come from?? That's the surprise pick!
The Surprise Pick by K-man75 September 3, 2012

the last pick 

1. the most crucial decision to make as a team captain; 'shall I pick some weenie that will be a negative to this superior squad I've picked or let the other team have him for free?'
2. better than oneshirtwonder.com and canyoudig.com
LJ stunna 84: being the last pick is like the last slice of bread in a loaf
LJ stunna 84: nobody wants it
LJ stunna 84: but somebodys gotta take it in order to have a complete sandwich
the last pick by Timmay! September 23, 2004