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The Omniplex 

The realm of simultaneous chaos and understanding. Designed by divine beings and channeled directly through Chicken McGreen during times of anguish, pleasure, confusion, isolation and excitement. The Omniplex brings peace and understanding through forgiveness and ascension.
Chicken McGreen: I was reading through The Omniplex last night and found the truth.
John Champlain: Did you eat strawberries before hand?
Chicken McGreen: Yep.
Butch Hamlin: Hey fellas can I have some?
Chicken McGreen: Where the hell did you come from?
Butch Hamlin: I was hiding in the corner all along!
John Champlain: Dude, you my friend are a fucking weirdo.
Butch Hamlin: What do you expect? I was raised by lesbians!
Chicken McGreen: I visited your family once, they're actually good people. You don't have any excuses, go fuck yourself!
John Champlain: YEA! GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU LITTLE BASTAD! AND DON"T EXPECT ANY STRAWBERRIES!!!
The Omniplex by Dahn April 14, 2008
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