The Nathen

When a man meets a woman that he is exited about having sex with but worried about finishing too soon. He distracts her with oral pleasure while simultaneously engaging in self pleasure unbeknownst to the woman. After climaxing on his own he then stops oral sex and penetrates the woman with the goal of lasting longer and providing satisfaction for both parties.

Not proud of myself, but i pulled the nathen cuz its been so long.

The Nathen by 213bubba August 27, 2022

the nathan touch 

an incurable social disease which leads to small dick syndrome

"omg I just got the Nathan touch i'am socially dead"

the nathan touch by vodka0800 December 2, 2015

The nathan saying 

We’re you always lie about having something.

Nathan: Bro I just got 3 black ices
The party: no the fuck u didn’t. U always doing The Nathan saying.

The nathan saying by Rampyv October 10, 2021

the Nathan project 

a jungle of pubes infested with lice, bacteria, crabs and other disgusting substances.

"hey jack when did you last shave your pubes" "this morning, I didn't want it turning into the Nathan project down there.

the Nathan project by sod loves jod April 30, 2023

the Nathan song 

Smack smack smack
That witerally crazy
Smack smack smack
That witerally wild
Smack smack
My name is Nathan

Smack smack
And I like to smile

The Nathan song

the Nathan song by The best friend ever January 19, 2024

The Sneaky Nathan 

The Sneaky Nathan is an extreme sex act often associated with the modern BDSM movement. It involves two Nathan's, one presented on a soft surface (such a a couch, bed or bed of grass) in a position of presentation, separating the buttocks. The other Nathan will then dive head first into the other Nathan's anus while simultaneously lighting a bong. Once lodged inside the colon, the smoke is then exhaled out of the anus.

The Sneaky Nathan.

"I totally gave him the Sneaky Nathan."
"The sneaky Nathan is handed down from father to son over generations."
"Kurt from the meat department is a pussy, I'd bet he wishes he could pull a Sneaky Nathan."

The Sneaky Nathan by NafesNathanson September 1, 2018

The Nasty Nathan 

The act of breeding gerbils with the intent of fucking them passionately until they die as a result, then disposing of them via toilet.

I can’t wait to go to the pet store to start my gerbil collection and master The Nasty Nathan.

The Nasty Nathan by Ranger69 May 6, 2019