The NETH 

The absolute dominate force on the planet in terms of swag, smoothness and overall manliness. The NETH will steal your girl for fun, and give her back without touching her-actually improving the quality your relationship.

Loser #1: "Man if I had 0.10 the swag of The Neth I wouldn't be a loser"

Loser #2: "Man if you had that swag I would be cool just for knowing you, The NETH is my hero."

The NETH by The Neth June 28, 2008

call with the Netherlands 

The excuse your team makes and tells your client when you are on a work trip with a team, and you had so much to drink the night before that you can't make it into work the next day with the rest of the team.

Client: Good morning. Where is Peng Peng this morning?

Team Member: Oh, she will be in later, she had a call with the Netherlands .

call with the Netherlands by KBomb August 11, 2016

The Netherlands 

A small country in Western Europe which maintains an illusion of insignificance while it is actually controlling the world through a shadow government and a international underground tunnel system which they use to control the world's supply of Clogs, Tulips, Cheese, and other farm products. One would think Cannabis to be included but it is not actually produced in the Netherlands. It's allies are BeLuxiumbourg, and the People's Republic of Canada.

The government of The Netherlands is displeased with your findings.

The Netherlands by Blumiru May 9, 2010

the netherlands 

The home of the best people to have walked on this earth, the Dutch. They speak too many languages, have too many rights and its more liberal then george bush after he had a complete change-around

-If you ain't Dutch you ain't much!
-The Netherlands baby

the netherlands by Triple B nl December 30, 2005

The Netherlands 

European country North of belgium, east of the UK and west of Germany. The people there speak Dutch. The Netherlands is also known as Holland, however Holland is just a province. The capital of The Netherlands is Amsterdam.

Non-Dutch people often think that the language Dutch is German. THIS IS NOT TRUE! Dutch is NOT german for german, but Dutch for Dutch.

In Dutch:
"Ik ben Nederlands."
"I'm Dutch."

I'm Dutch, I'm from The Netherlands and I speak Dutch.

The Netherlands by Jafje September 11, 2007

sleep in the nether 

another way of saying 'kill yourself'

when you sleep in the nether in Minecraft, your bed explodes and you die

Watersheep: Hi.

Felix: Go sleep in the nether, I hate you.

sleep in the nether by taehcook July 10, 2019

Soulless abomination from the nethervoid 

A dark horrid creature from the darkest abyss of hell, usually began their life being baptized in a sea of holy fire. These dark creatures walk our earth feasting on the dicks of the deceased, and on rare occasions living as well.

Little is known about them, they have been known to disguise themselves as 14-18 year old African-american/italian mixed male.

Josh: "Hey johnny wanna go hang out with mike?"

Johnny: "Hell no! Didn't you hear? He's a soulless abomination from the nethervoid

Josh: "Oh no! Hide your dick!

Soulless abomination from the nethervoid by catshitminkeywhoreloljk October 23, 2011