The Klitch

The Klitch is a quick-grip device, allowing you to easily join two shoes together. You can then clip the shoes onto your backpack, or any other bag for easy transportation.

The Klitch is used by people of all ages and fitness levels who play a sport or go to the gym.

The Klitch is a convenient and efficient way for career-minded and health-conscious individuals to go straight to the gym after work.

Parents with children save time looking for that missing shoe when they Klitch the footwear.

For those on-the-go, all you need to do is grab your Klitch attached-footwear and you are good to go!

Do you worry that your favorite gym bag or backpack is getting smelly and dirty from your footwear? The Klitch is YOUR solution. Never worry about a dirty or smelly bag again!

The Klitch Lifestyle

Great For Travel

Frees Up Your Hands
Saves Space In Your Backpack or Gym Bag
“Airs Out” Your Shoes Between Wear
Prevents Dirt On Shoes From Getting Inside Of Your Bag
Enables You To Wear Other Shoes Before And After Your Work Out
Great For Organizing And Storing Footwear At Home

The Klitch by Sterko September 20, 2011

everything but the kitchen sink

a shit ton of random things

"Damn, Gina. You must have packed everything but the kitchen sink in your suitcase. You are going to break my back when I carry this shit around for you."

everything but the kitchen sink by JTGaustin November 12, 2013

Put the chair in the kitchen 

The act of doing something which is very gay. Such as putting a chair in the kitchen and placing it upside down so anal penetration is available, up to four guys.

Doug: Hey does anyone want to go put the chair in the kitchen with me?

Everyone: No.

Doug: Guess it is just me then! : )

Put the chair in the kitchen by Brewsky Bro April 24, 2011

Drop Kick Em Right In The Kitchen 

To get drop kicked in the genital area. When somebody is acting a fool... they deserve a drop kick in an area that provides them with the most pleasure, but now it is causing them the most pain. Without even performing the actual act.. saying it out loud is enough to enstill fear and worry. In the end... providing you with the most pleasure

Mike, Larry fucked your girlfriend at his party last night !!

“ Are you serious, I’m gonna drop kick em right in the kitchen"

Drop Kick Em Right In The Kitchen by TAMAGE69 December 9, 2018

whippin in the kitchen

making or cooking drugs usually dope or crack

he’s whippin in the kitchen

whippin in the kitchen by jdjejej September 23, 2018

too many cooks in the kitchen 

Especially in business, when there are too many people in charge of a job or project, they all tend to make their own changes/opinions and it just ends up ruining it.

"That project failed miserably, there were 5 people in charge of it and no one could come to an agreement, just too many cooks in the kitchen"

too many cooks in the kitchen by netpan November 7, 2011

Against The Kitchen Floor Moment 

A moment that is a reference to the song by famous musical artist Will Wood. The song Against The Kitchen Floor could be seen as about how it's difficult to correctly know and feel your emotions, and trying to not let it impact others. What sets this song apart is it's upbeat nature and strange vibes. To sum it all up, an Against The Kitchen Floor Moment is 'when you're really sad but are groovy abt it.'

(Laughing along to intense emotions as if it's a joke)

"Ha ha, this truly is an Against The Kitchen Floor Moment *cries*"

Against The Kitchen Floor Moment by Stressed in Motion May 20, 2023