The Jonas Brothers 

Band that suddenly popped out of nowhere. What the hell.
They are a suckish band.
This is how desprate the world has gotten.
Example below.

Crazy Jonas fan girl: "Why do you guys like hate the Jonas Brothers"
Raiinbowface: "Because they're still alive and breathing and soon I will put a stop to that."
Crazy Jonas Fan girl: "NOOOOO at least spar Nick Jonas for me."

The Jonas Brothers by Raiinbowface August 14, 2008

the jonas brothers 

some gay band that think they are rock
but are not. they look so fuckin gay and
they are just like N*SYNC or some shit
like that. they would fall into the same
category as HANNAH MONTANA too.

little poser kids: lets go watch the jonas brothers on tv. they are rockstars.

the jonas brothers by some_random_gurl March 1, 2008

The Jonas Brothers 

One of the worst bands ever formed in the history of the world.

An insult to music, these assholes are worshiped by 12-year-old girls worldwide, who will "attack" you on the internet if you insulted the "perfect Jonas hotties."

Their attacks consist of:
-UR JUS JELOZ CUZ THEY R HOTTR THN U!!!1
-UR JUS AN UGLY OL MAN WHOS JELOS!!1
-UR R SO DUMB ND RETRDED!!1

They are typical Disney boy band shit, that deserves to die.

The Jonas Brothers are the worst band in history.

The Jonas Brothers by greenpeas August 19, 2009

The Jonas Brothers 

Three flaming wannabe rockers.
They're about the gayest thing since the Backdoor Boys and The New Fags On the Block.

All I can say is, hopefully their young brother doesn't join their butthole-surfing ranks.

Fangurl: OMG THE JONAS BROTHERS ROCK!! THEY ARE SO CUTE/THEY LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE SPEED BUMPS ON THEIR ASS!!!

Dude: What of a bunch of ass-rammers.

The Jonas Brothers by Silent Fuckin' Bob October 15, 2008

The Jonas Brothers 

A stupid boy band that came up from the far reaches of hell to spread evil music and seduce young 10-16 year old girls to liking them, even though they know they suck music wise, they still think that they still portray looks that thrill them even though the common girl would say that they are not that attractive looking and that they're fake just like the jerk that the usual girl has dated in her lifetime.

The fan usually does this in a post like this:

1) Speak out in rage that the person doesn't like them that everyone should like them though they can't see that they have a thing called "opinion" and that they don't know what it means cuz they are young.

2) Tell the person that they are jealous of their talent and hotness, and the answer is usually "why would i be jealous of a band that stinks as much as they are, and they aren't that good looking"

3) The fan finds themselves with no good comebacks so they can only use the example in #2 because they know they can't win.

4) Tell the person that they are the greatest band in the world, that they are cute, hot, kind, sweet, and talented, even though they can't really name another band that they also like other than them. Though they can say that even though there are more than 100 bands that rock more than them, try giving The Beatles, The Who, Led Zeppelin, KISS, Queen a listen and then you'll realize that you were too stupid to realize that you are too shallow in the realm of music.

Girl 1: OMG! I love the Jonas Brothers they're so hot and talented

Guy: riiiiiigggghhtttt.... no they aren't talented and they aren't that hot looking.

Girl: But they're the greatest band in the world, they are so hot and talented.

Guy: Not even by a long shot, let alone getting your ears bleeding to their god awful sound and voices.

Girl: They're voices are amazing, your jealous!

Guy: Come on, can't you think of anything better than that, i've heard better comebacks than a toaster.

The Jonas Brothers by Tom11983 September 28, 2008

The Jonas Brothers 

Fags in tight pants

"Hey! Did you hear the Jonas Brothers' new song?"
"Oh! Don't you mean the Fags in tight pants' new song?"

The Jonas Brothers by YourMothersafaggot Fosho February 22, 2009

The Jonas Brothers 

Three low life fags that suffocate their dicks with ass tight pants.

The Jonas Brothers are puke-worthy. As if one wasn't bad enough, there has to be 3.

The Jonas Brothers by LameMuch? February 16, 2009