The one group of your friends who brings the party to any situation. Often drunk or at least smells like booze. The jake may wear the same hoodie for a few days in a row and he is a relevant excuse to you wife or girlfriend for being late, drunk or otherwise unattentive after a night out. You may avoid The Jake for a few weeks after an encounter.. the man is an animal. The jake can also polish off a bag of any salty snacks, swears around children and literally does not give fack about anything when he is being himself. The Jake will tell embellished stories about the good ol days. The Jake is extremly likeable in most settings in spite of his agressive nature and ability to stay awake for what may seem forever.
Man, I just realized yiu are The Jake of our friends.
I didn't want to be The Jake.
Animal party animal drunk douchebag
I didn't want to be The Jake.
Animal party animal drunk douchebag
by Bringo5 March 13, 2018
Mythological The one real egg head at Brigham Young University. Characterized by lack of bathing, putrid foot odor, crazy hair, and mod Clothes.
by idedontknow October 26, 2004
A girl that eats shit and loves eating shit. She doesn't even want anything in return. A girl that just loves the shit.
I was gonna take a fat shit in the toilet, but instead the jake took it all in her mouth.
Does that girl really eat shit? Yea man, she is a total jake.
Does that girl really eat shit? Yea man, she is a total jake.
by Broass June 10, 2006
N. A Whiny bitch in a group of friends that gets what he considers a girlfriend, but in reality she lives over 1000 miles away and has never seen her in person. And after said "girlfriend" breaks up with him, he whines and cries for days on end till he remembers he only needs his hand so he can at least beat off with it.
Example 1-
Friend 1 : "So how's your ex girlfriend, Jake?"
Jake: "SHUT UP! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY PAIN!!!"
Friend 2: "Really? You've never even banged her..."
Example 2- Friend
Friend 1: "Is Jake still crying over that girl?"
Friend2: " No he rediscovered his hand."
The Jake: " I CAN HEAR YOU, YOU KNOW. I'M TAKING YOU OFF MY FRIENDS LIST ON XBOX LIVE NOW! ASSHOLE!!"
*The Jake runs off and cries. Then beats off.*
Friend1: "Wow. What a shame..."
Friend 1 : "So how's your ex girlfriend, Jake?"
Jake: "SHUT UP! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY PAIN!!!"
Friend 2: "Really? You've never even banged her..."
Example 2- Friend
Friend 1: "Is Jake still crying over that girl?"
Friend2: " No he rediscovered his hand."
The Jake: " I CAN HEAR YOU, YOU KNOW. I'M TAKING YOU OFF MY FRIENDS LIST ON XBOX LIVE NOW! ASSHOLE!!"
*The Jake runs off and cries. Then beats off.*
Friend1: "Wow. What a shame..."
by Not Tenspeed. May 10, 2010
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by Countbass C August 21, 2003
A person who is very caring, sweet, and loyal.
They probably have a lot of drama in their life, but they deal with it pretty well. They aren't good at opening up about things, so don't feel bad if they don't tell you everything at first. They do trust a small circle of friends, however, and they tell them everything.
If you're dating a Jake then be prepared for surprises and lots of PDA. They can be very clingy at times, and they can get jealous easily. When you're alone you guys have a lot of fun.. ;) Feel really lucky that you're dating them, because they like a couple of people. But, they chose you over everyone.
Everyone likes them because they're very fun and easy-going. You'll never have a dull moment with them.
this is based off my personal experience.. please don't come at me- also, all the jakes out there pls tell me if this is even close to you:)
They probably have a lot of drama in their life, but they deal with it pretty well. They aren't good at opening up about things, so don't feel bad if they don't tell you everything at first. They do trust a small circle of friends, however, and they tell them everything.
If you're dating a Jake then be prepared for surprises and lots of PDA. They can be very clingy at times, and they can get jealous easily. When you're alone you guys have a lot of fun.. ;) Feel really lucky that you're dating them, because they like a couple of people. But, they chose you over everyone.
Everyone likes them because they're very fun and easy-going. You'll never have a dull moment with them.
this is based off my personal experience.. please don't come at me- also, all the jakes out there pls tell me if this is even close to you:)
by heybebs:) April 04, 2021