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The Goddam Batman

If the goddam Batman feels like driving the goddam batmobile and having a can of the goddam anti-shark bat-spray-can in the goddam batcopter, he'll have one. Goddam it.

I'm the Goddamn Batman 

The explanation batman has for everything he does.
-Who the hell are you, giving orders like that?
-Are you DENSE? Are you RETARDED? I'm the GODDAMN BATMAN!

the goddamn batman 

The Batman appearing in "All Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder"
From All Star Batman and Robin The Boy Wonder, issue 1

Batman, to a traumatized pre-Robin Dick Grayson:
"What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? I'm the Goddamn BATMAN."