The Egyptian 

A sexual act requiring 1 man, 2 women and a strap-on dildo. The first step is for the man to wear the strap-on backwards so that the falice is pointing behind him. He then bends both women over in opposite directions and places himself in between them. He must then place one hand on the woman in front of him and his other hand on the woman behind him. Let the thrusting begin and there you have it.

For full effect, you should be listening to the song "Walk Like an Egyptian".

I totally pulled "The Egyptian" on those two hoes I brought home last night.

The Egyptian by CaptainNeil October 11, 2007

The Egyptian 

When you are so sick (from food poisoning or whatever) that you have to puke and poop at the same time. In fact, you are so sick that you puke into the tank of the toilet, and poop into the bowl at the same time.

Picture an ancient Egyptian painting and how they stand. One hand pointed out front and one pointed back.

"The Egyptian"

Your are puking so bad, and all of a sudden you feel some poop coming out the other side. What ya gonna do? The Egyptian. Get up and straddle the tank. Puke into the tank and poop in the bowl at the same time! That's the Egyptian

The Egyptian by The Original Egyption March 3, 2011

The Egyptian Thing 

Living on De' Nile. Living in a state of denial about some major crisis or problem in the persons life.

John: Bob's got a real drinking problem, have you talked to him?

Julie: Yes but he's doing the Egyptian Thing and won't talk to me.

The Egyptian Thing by Gneissguy August 11, 2009

The Egyptian tip dip 

When a man whole-handedly grips the penis, and as he exudes his piss. Procceeds to grip the the rim of the toilet and lower his dick into the bowl. As to not miss a single drop and be as quiet as possible.

The egyptian tip dip is wgen you dunk your dick in the toilet.

The Egyptian tip dip by Niggablaster64 October 27, 2018

The Egyptian hole kicker

When a Egyptian child gets a running start and hits a man in the ass, which causes the penis to be inserted into the pussy for the ultimate ejaculation.

Yo I was down when my wife wanted to do the Egyptian hole kicker

The Egyptian hole kicker by Cuteboithiccems69 February 5, 2021

The Egyptian Horoscope Is Based Off Elephants 

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The Egyptian Horoscope Is Based Off Elephants

The Egyptian Horoscope Is Based Off Elephants by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

The Leaping Egyptian 

When you are having sexual intercorse standing up in an upright position and the male partner thrusts the female partner into the air (thus the leaping). Meanwhile, the female partner contorts her arms and hands into various Egyptian hieroglyphic positions (due to the pleasure).

daaayyyyum! we waz fukkin hardxcore an den he thru me inta The Leaping Egyptian an i iz all lyke- "WHUUDAAFUHH!" goood fukkin mane.

The Leaping Egyptian by bigpoppapussy July 7, 2010