The Dirty Sanch 

The most badass Spanish teacher you'll ever meet. They call her Mrs.Sanchez but that is just a cover-up of her true identity. She is majestic, strong, cunning. She has the power to kick ass. She's so Spanish she'll speak Spanish in a French-speaking country. If you don't watch your back she'll shove a taco and/or a burrito up your ass. Never mess with the Sanch, she won't take it lightly. If you really wish to challenge her protect your upper lip from getting sanched. She has a beautiful wart on her nose and she has the legs of a schoolgirl. Her man face really brings out her eyes.

Oh shit! The Dirty Sanch just shoved a burrito up my asshole! It felt so good!

The Dirty Sanch by Sanchinator May 1, 2011

The Dirty Sanchez Tequila

The best f*cking tequila in the world

The Dirty Sanchez Tequila is the perfect combination of sweet and spicy.

The Dirty Sanchez Tequila by @thedirtysancheztequila July 21, 2023

The Dirty Sanchez 

The wild thing, the , s.e.x., doing it all, so to speak.

Me and Jeff, the Pepsi guy, and John, the metro , in two days apart did "The Dirty Sanchez". Jeff was ing awesome!!!!

The Dirty Sanchez by Stephanizzle Pimpettizzle July 30, 2008

The Dirty Sanchez 

The wild thing, the n asty, s.e.x., doing it all, so to speak.

Me and Jeff, the Pepsi guy, and John, the metros.exual, in two days apart did "The Dirty Sanchez". Jeff was f-ing awesome!!!!

The Dirty Sanchez by Stephanizzle Pimpettizzle May 16, 2006

The Ultimate Dirty Sanchez 

Its where you crap a log in your own hand and wipe it across the targets upper lip region forcing them to smell fecal matter for a long period of time.

I don't know....The Ultimate Dirty Sanchez is the Second Coming

The Ultimate Dirty Sanchez by ComptonAssRyan March 18, 2009

double dirty sanchez on the rocks 

a filthy thick monobrow (one eyebrow) generally associated with hairy foreign men (can include women), that rides the eyeballs (the rocks) in an ungainly manner. NOTE: there is absolutely NO space between both eyebrows.

think groucho marx marrying brooke sheilds and having a son with an italian appearance- this is fondly known as a double dirty sanchez on the rocks

double dirty sanchez on the rocks by vikstar August 15, 2007