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a retarded passive aggressive ass hole that doesn't know how common sense works and will try to e-mail you and expect you to respond to it when have a have clearly stated you do not have a computer. this person will make up 50 point assignments on the spot then expect you to do the 50 point essay that he said she wouldn't make you do in 2 FUCKING days.
the Cruz: "go fuck yourself"
student: "why?"
the Cruz: "I'm don't know. just feel like it"
student: "fuck you"
the Cruz: "principle NOW."
the Cruz by doodoomegadeedeefard6967 November 19, 2025
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The Cruz Way 

When you don't try or don't do anything at all and good things happen to you.
Dude, I just got raise at work, The Cruz Way
The Cruz Way by Crucinex May 10, 2011

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The Ted Cruz

A sexual desire/fetish to stick your toe in and out of a vagina.
He wanted to do "The Ted Cruz", but that was too freaky for me.
The Ted Cruz by rumorhasyou November 12, 2018