The Chong 

When you are about to orgasm and you shout/sing "Secret Tunnel" In the spirit of Chong from Avatar and orgasm in a different orifice. The weirder the orifice the more fun had!

"We were having a good time last night and then he did The Chong in my ear."

The Chong by pNeumatic December 17, 2020

The Chong Dong 

A penis of immense size that bends space and time with its mass

Courtney- Hey Chad, you look like the kind of jock with the Chong Dong
Chad- Fuck yea, u down to have rough sex?
Courtney- Yea I’m down
Chad- *whips out cock, and the space time continuum ruptures*
Courtney- turns into a 2d shape and screams in terror as the world crumples and everything she has ever known vanishes before her eyes

The Chong Dong by KKK77777 March 13, 2018

Christian the Ching Chong 

The ultimate embodiment of Chinese-American fusion cuisine, standing tall at a whopping 2 foot 5 inches and weighing in at 330 pounds. He's as slow as a turtle, but when it comes to devouring dumplings and watching Kung Fu Panda, he moves at lightning speed. He dreams of being American, but let's face it, he's a little too short for the MBL.

Have you met Christian the Ching Chong? He's the hilarious Chinese guy who loves dumplings, Kung Fu Panda, and wishes he was American, but at only 2 foot 5 inches, he's more suited for a job as a garden gnome than a baseball player.

Christian the Ching Chong by TheSecretSmartKid March 12, 2023

Chong The Load 

This means you that you open and swallow the load of cum during oral sex.

From a joke: ....please caress my balls, if you don't you chong the load.

Chong The Load by Journey Fan September 16, 2004

chong the ched

when you smoke weed.

"Ay did you see him chong the ched!?

chong the ched by chedchonger August 17, 2017

chong the baz

Chong the Baz. "Chong", defined here as to inhale or "suck" the Baz, a slang verb derived from the colourful vapourisers popular at the start of the 20s with adolescent children. "Baz" defined is a direct street slang name for a vape, most commonly a colourfully hued vaporiser, first heard in the central UK England area in within "roadmen"

Being defined in a conversational simple phrase exchange:

"How's your baz?"

"Nah man, its flashing..."

"Chong the baz": to inhale the vape

chong the baz by Dr. Monzero June 18, 2023

jingling the change 

Another slang substitute for masturbation.

To "gangsta" it up, you may also say "jinglin'" as opposed to "jingling." The "jingling/jinglin'" is done to one's penis/testicles as they are beat with the force of a hand and "the change" is the semen that is being prepared for launch.

Logic: If a warehouse of semen can be called a sperm bank, then shouldn't the semen technically be called money/"change"? And if one jingles bells, which sounds like "balls," why not say that one can "jingle" balls, "jingle" balls, jingle them "all the way"?

Man: Dude, why are your hands bouncing around in your pockets?
Dude: Man, I'm just jingling the change!
Man: Niiiiice!

Man: Dude, Jessica Alba makes me jingle my change all night long.
Dude: Man, Tila Tequila jingles my change IN PERSON!
Man: No way, Dude!
Dude: Yes way, Man!

jingling the change by Allah Hottie January 11, 2010