The Bynes

Named after actress Amanda Bynes, this is a mental illness which effects females, typically of the celebrity breed, though it can effect anyone, that can usually be determined by the following symptoms:

- Public nudity
- Shaved head
- Erratic use of social media
- Erratic and generally inappropriate behavior

- Anger and lashing out at innocent people, including and especially at family and friends

- Narcissism

- Thinks the word "ugly" is an insult past the age of five

- Excessive drug use

- Odd piercings

- General obliviousness

- Completely and utterly out of touch with reality

"That poor girl. I hear she has a case of The Bynes."

"I've been seeing a psychiatrist for my Bynes. He says I'm making progress."

"Lock that bitch up! She's Bynesing bad!"

by Kurtango June 2, 2013

The Amanda Bynes

A comical sexual maneuver named after Nickolodeon star Amanda Bynes in which a man places one sweat-stained testicle over each of a woman's eyes, then slowly drags them back across the woman's hair.

"I pulled the Amanda Bynes after busting in her face and her hair was so shiny after."

by RDMDM MD August 10, 2009

roll the bones

casting dice, especially in craps.

It's your turn to roll the bones.

by Swarsfanatic May 14, 2005

The Byrnesian Effect

Similar to the Butterfly Effect, the Byrnesian Effect is set in motion by just one individual whose actions are so immensely vague and confusing that others are deeply affected by them.

It is defined by the overwhelming state of complete bewilderment the victim experiences, questioning their own purpose and existence, abandoning all commitments and duties that were once regarded as important.

While its origins can be found in Atlantis, FL, the Byrnesian Effect can be felt worldwide as it transcends all space and time.

The Byrnesian Effect is so powerful that, once in motion, wives in Africa abandon all commitments leaving their families never to be seen again.

by Eyefourgot August 31, 2016

Chillin in the bones

Being in a total state of relax. Expresses the person is extremely chillin or in a maximum state of chill.
Can also be expressed as "Chillin in ma bones"

"Charlie smoked a couple doobskins and he is chillin in the bones"
"I hit that bong earlier and I'm chillin in the bones"

by NachoPepe April 7, 2021

Ate the bones

To fuck up or do something extremely stupid.

"Did you hear about Aaron Hernandez?"
"Yeah, he really ate the bones..."

by Chef Vortivask June 28, 2013

meat on the bones

The perfect balance between skinny and fat. Not to be confused with Cornfed. Women with meat on the bones typically consider themselves overweight. As a result they show a significantly higher level of humility that further enhances their overall attractiveness.

That girl is pretty cute, but I like a little more meat on the bones.

by Spike the nail driver August 18, 2017