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The Butterworth Effect

The next evolution of a simp. Completely obsesses over a girl who only remembers he exists when the uber price is too high. Would drop everything of actual importance in order to make sure this girl has reliable transportation to her boyfriends house.
Mike: “Yo, why’d Eric get off Xbox, it’s only 7:00pm?”
Brad: “Jessica needed a ride to her boyfriends house so Eric offered to drop her off.”
Mike: “Doesn’t he live two hours away?”
Brad: “Yea, Eric’s got The Butterworth Effect BAD.”
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The Butterworth Effect

The level above “Simp”. The act of putting yourself below a women with nothing in return what so ever. Being persuaded to do actions you are reluctant to do. Along with the thought that this person is beneficial to your wellbeing.
Mike has been going suffering from The Butterworth Effect. He’s hop off Xbox 4 times this weekend just to drive with that women around.

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026