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The Bunny Suicides 

This originated as a picture book by an author whose parents gave the name Andy Riley. Then again he might have chosen that name as a pseudonym. Anyway, that's beside the point. There are now a number of websites that have the illustrations of that book.

Anyway, each illustration feature a bunny who goes about finding the most ingenious, unnecessarily awkward and hilarious ways to terminate his life.
There is one catroon where the bunny leans against a wall and holds a nail up to his forehead. In front of him he has placed a huge ice-block, and embedded in the ice-block is a hammer attached to a string. His plan is that the sun will melt the ice causing the hammer to swing towards the nail driving it through his head.

The Bunny Sniffer 

A female in her 20's from the Pittsburgh area who flooded the Pittsburgh Craigslist about her dutch rabbit name Oreo. She claimed her rabbit smelled wonderful, like fresh moss. She is noted to off sniffed the rabbits anal area also.
"Oh no, not another The Bunny Sniffer post."
The Bunny Sniffer by cherrypiez October 14, 2008

skin the bunny 

fun phrase said when yout take off your kids clothes for a bath or they need a change. refers to cutting & pulling the fur off a dead rabbit.
It's bath time, honey. skin the bunny
skin the bunny by dwass51 July 30, 2009

skin the bunny 

A tag game played by midwestern rednecks in which the participants, usually quite drunk, run, hop, or stagger after a running girl player who is wearing a halter or bikini top. The winner is the player who catches her and successfully strips her of her top. This may be followed by chugging a beer, fondling the bunny, or both.
On Saturday night, everyone got drunk and played skin the bunny. Sharon enjoyed being the bunny.

Smackin the bunny 

Dude that sucked when your mom totally caught you smackin the bunny!

shooting the bunny 

The act of interrupting someone else's thought with a much more humorous completion that you supply. Originates from interrupting someone's ASCII rabbit-art.
Person 1: . .(\_/)
Person 2:<-(X_x)---<<< arrow'd!
Person 1: stop shooting the bunny :(