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What I call myself.
Dude 1: Hey bro, have you heard of "The Breath Of Versailles"?
Dude 2: Hell yes bro, I am The Breath Of Versailles!
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What I call rapists.
Dude 1: Hey bro, are you a rapist?
Dude 2: Hell yes, bro, I am "The Breath Of Versailles".
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When you have not had a penis enlargement yet you make the dating market volatile with your eloquent stroke.
Person 1:Hey brother, are you making the dating market volatile?
Person 2: Yes, I am The Breath of Versailles.
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When you have an abscess on your tailbone and when it pops, you do not take a suppository.
Person 1: Hey, have yo had an abscess before?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, I will call you The Breath Of Versailles.
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When you 10/90 guess on a test.
Person 1: Hey, do you guess on tests?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are The Breath Of Versailles
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When you 90/10 guess on a mathematical test.
Person 1: Hey, do you guess on tests?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Okay..The Breath Of Versailles.
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Person 1: Hey...do you have a herniated lumbar disk.
Person 2: Uhh...yes.
Person 1:K...you are The Breath Of Versailles
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