The 16 Axes of the Pseudoscience Spectrum

The ultimate model, adding the final dimensions of relationship to truth and social function. Building on the 12 Axes, we add: Axis 13: Truth-Seeking-Identity-Protecting (aims at truth vs. aims at protecting group identity). Axis 14: Self-Correcting-Defensive (changes when wrong vs. doubles down). Axis 15: Transparent-Opaque (methods open to scrutiny vs. hidden or secret). Axis 16: Beneficial-Harmful (effects on human welfare). These sixteen axes generate 65,536 potential positions—enough to capture every fringe theory, every pseudoscience, every pathological science. The 16 Axes reveal that pseudoscience isn't a single thing but a family resemblance concept: claims that cluster on the wrong ends of multiple axes. Astrology fails on most axes. Homeopathy fails on most. Climate denial fails on most. But they fail in different patterns, for different reasons, with different consequences. The 16 Axes don't give you a simple pseudoscience detector—they give you a map of the territory, showing why some claims are closer to science and others are farther away, why some are harmless and others deadly, why some are just confused and others are actively deceptive.

The 16 Axes of the Pseudoscience Spectrum "You want a line between science and pseudoscience. The 16 Axes show there is no line—there's a multidimensional space with 65,536 positions. Astrology is far on method, progress, falsifiability, engagement, motivation, explanation, community, authority, evidence, parsimony, consistency, cumulation, identity (it's identity-protecting), defensiveness (doubles down), transparency (methods public but bad), and harm (mostly harmless). Climate denial is far on different axes, with different harms. The 16 Axes don't draw a line—they give you a language for why things are different, even when they're both not science. That's not relativism—that's precision."

The 16 Axes of the Pseudoscience Spectrum by Dumu The Void February 25, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008