by MAXXX13 October 28, 2007
Rob) Can you please stop smoking in here, it stinks!
Dude) You're cruising for a bruising mate, do you wanna ask anything else?
Rob) <exits room>
Dude) You're cruising for a bruising mate, do you wanna ask anything else?
Rob) <exits room>
by footjuice_solutions June 18, 2009
A bruise or bruises found on someone's knee making it look as though they've given a ton of Blow Jobs recently. The bruise can be from anything but has to be on one or both knees. The bigger the bruise the bigger the slut.
Suzy "omg look at Trina's knees!"
Jenny "those are some pretty huge slut bruises, her boyfriend must be happy!"
Jenny "those are some pretty huge slut bruises, her boyfriend must be happy!"
by em-dizzle4sizzle May 24, 2011
Mystery bruises caused by a night out with the beer monster, which you have NO MEMORY AT ALL of obtaining.
Particularly impressive when found on the face, possibly from calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone.
Particularly impressive when found on the face, possibly from calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone.
Ouch, what the hell was I doing last night!? And where am I? And why is there diced carrot in my hair!?
by ..WiL May 22, 2005
He really enjoys bruising the banana.
by mal1234 October 31, 2019
Dude, I must have been partying pretty hard last night cuz I have a wicked crop of booze bruises this morning.
by MaggieMegs April 15, 2007
A bruise with a cut on top of it. It may or may not bleed. This particular injury is usually associated with core sports activity.
by Jorden Elliott May 4, 2008