A non-combat weapon in the mod WordNatural-SelectionWord who people use to repair structures or close/open certain areas.
Marine - Comm give me a welder plz
Alien - They have welded this vent, were fucked
by Nomble August 15, 2003
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A no count, knee pad wearing, child support dodgin truck trashing barroom bully who can't pass a f****** test to be An inspector☆☆☆
hell no I ain't a welder I don't suck dick or play with Barbies either
by Silver dollar March 14, 2015
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An individual who is glued or, “welded” to the wall at the party or function. This individual is overall isolated and disassociated from the event.
“I’m having a party this saturday, there better not be any wall welders coming”
Please stop being a wall welder and join the party”
by Mason Stanko June 3, 2021
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Pipe welders are men that attract women not on looks or personality but by the massive cock bulge they have in there jeans
Susan- Mary my husband has a small dick and can't eat pussy to save his life what should I do?

Mary-well Susan I suggest you get yourself a pipe welder an dump that little dick bitch fitter...

Susan- a pipe welder? But why?

Mary- because Susan they all have huge cocks and they will suck your clit like a Hoover vacuum , not to mention they make more money and are a lot more attractive.

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by Bad mf November 7, 2013
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Often used to describe an exceptionally ugly face. Reminds us of the pitted, uneven mess formed by molten metal dripped by a welder onto his workstation.
Fuck me, I'm not tapping that she's got a face like a welder's bench.
by Teddyhaller November 19, 2007
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In a car, a seat heater that roasts your ass to the point where you think your cheeks are going to melt together.
friend - "Holy crap, dude, my new car has seat warmers, and they're total butt-welders!"
by joelh January 3, 2008
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The act of jerking off in the hand and using the cum to wipe in the eye lashes of one who is asleep.
I pulled a Dirty Welder last night
by FurGOD December 3, 2019
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