ton

used excessively in the online poker community, meaning many, lots of, several, countless, etc etc (insert any synonym of your choice)

Fish: I was like so crushed in that hand!
Shark: No, you actually had a ton of outs!

Shark: Watching those poker videos has helped me a ton!

Shark: You don't have a ton of equity with 98s you fish!

by minraiselol June 27, 2011

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Cockney background (Way of speaking in London), Means One Hundred GBP (pounds)

"Oi mate, lend us a ton"

by Lissy November 1, 2004

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A FAT ASS such a large piece of shit that cant fit through dorways

RYAN PACIFIC. man tons go kill your self

by SHORTY May 22, 2003

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Acronym for "the office nigger", the lone afro / carribean individual in a work environment dominated by caucasians(honkies)

look at ton over there, he needs to get some dress sense and stop wearing silly hats and wear some proper clothes like us honkies

by davethejag July 13, 2010

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An abbreviation for town usually used in text messaging or msn by people who are so lazy that they can't even put in an extra letter.

Lazy Guy(via text):"Hey do u wana go 2 ton today"

Grammer obsessed friend(via text):"In future please refrain from using such vulgur abbreviations and yes it would please me to visit town with you today."

by Random Guy 217 September 12, 2009

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