When someone does something so brainless with no thought put behind their actions. An action driven purely by instinct there is no higher level processing behind those eyes.
by Moltke December 16, 2021
Something you make your g/f or wife to sleep in after you perform a monumental ejeculation over her and miss.
Thus making a Tadpole Puddle on your bed.
Thus making a Tadpole Puddle on your bed.
by CameoWordUp January 28, 2007
the act of fuckin a black chick while in the bath tub and right before you cum you knock her out then cum on her face then you leave her there till she wakes up
Hey John me and my girl are breakin up. Why Billy? Because I gave her an African tadpole last night and now she has a restraining order on me.
by damion gates December 19, 2008
Guy: Dude, I was with this chick last night and totally wet tadpoled her when she was passed out drunk
Friend: That's so amazing
Friend: That's so amazing
by PRSC February 16, 2009
As he gazed into the starry night and gave a final squeeze and tug to his blood-engorged cock, long streams of spooge squirted skyward. He felt as though he were shooting tadpoles at the moon.
by mtspacey February 14, 2011
milly: i was wanking ferociously to a picture of biggles naked because i needed to set the tadpoles free.
Adam: yeah you will get blue balls if you let your spooge build up too much paul.
tadpoles resemble sperm under a microscope which is why this saying is used
Adam: yeah you will get blue balls if you let your spooge build up too much paul.
tadpoles resemble sperm under a microscope which is why this saying is used
by Adam the definer ! June 14, 2015
by allhallowsian1031 October 2, 2014