A phrase uttered after another person asks a question that was answered in a recent conversation. Origin comes from "scrolling up" in a text-message conversation.
Person 1: Hey, what club are we going to tonight?
Person 2: Dude, we just talked about that 2 minutes ago. You need to scroll up and stop asking stupid questions.
Person 2: Dude, we just talked about that 2 minutes ago. You need to scroll up and stop asking stupid questions.
by Pleasure Doing Business May 2, 2016
The action that you perform when not commenting on someone's facebook post that you don't know that well and in a sense "turn the other cheek", even though it is completely outlandish and they need to be called out on it.
Facebook status: 'You should read controversial politician name here's new book. Her stance on insert ridiculous political viewpoint here is something that is good for all of society. Praise be to insert a religious reference here!'
At this point... you think about replying, but decide instead to do the "Groan and Scroll" to keep scrolling on to other statuses thinking it's not worth it and better to leave them in their small minded world instead.
At this point... you think about replying, but decide instead to do the "Groan and Scroll" to keep scrolling on to other statuses thinking it's not worth it and better to leave them in their small minded world instead.
by kaisersoze_sf September 14, 2011
When viewing a new website at work for the first time, one must scroll with caution to avoid being caught in a compromising position.
by pennstylez March 2, 2011
(n) 1. The sidebar buttons on the right side of a computer screen which allow one to scroll through a page on a browser.
2. Quite possibly Strong Bad's favorite thing ever.
2. Quite possibly Strong Bad's favorite thing ever.
Scroll buttons, scroll buttons one two one two / And if you swing by my crib then I can scroll with you
by Mo Naked Hoes May 31, 2008
A tactic used by engineers and architects to trick coworkers or superiors into thinking they are actually working. The two actions refer to the controls on a mouse and their affiliations in AutoCad.
Nice job Mike! You sure are a hard worker. (Boss)
Stupid asshole! I just got him with the zoom and scroll! (Mike to Dan)
Stupid asshole! I just got him with the zoom and scroll! (Mike to Dan)
by Dan Ross January 11, 2008
yo wigga light up that chronic scroll real quick
ay, pass that chronic scroll
Yo man, i got a job at the pharmacy makin' chronic scrolls
ay, pass that chronic scroll
Yo man, i got a job at the pharmacy makin' chronic scrolls
by sneakyt June 18, 2014
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