A safari tour arranged by Kenyan tourist companies and aimed at European and American women in their mid-20s to mid-50s who have never seen or experienced the much talked about large black cock bestowed upon many Kenyan makes. The tour groups arrange for the ladies to visit Kenyan and meet with as many well-endowed makes as they desire or can fit inside their orifices.
Robert: Hey Dave! I have to take a rain check on the game this afternoon I have to take Susan to the airport as she booked a tour with her church group to go on a Kenyan African Males Safari.
Dave: Ok, but aren't those the trips that white women book so they can meet loads of African guys with enormous dicks who pound their meat wallet until it can't even hold a bowling ball anymore?!?
Robert: Ummm, no I think she going to help the locals with some construction projects or something. She mentioned something about needing to drill a deep well???
Dave: Ok, whatever.
Dave: Ok, but aren't those the trips that white women book so they can meet loads of African guys with enormous dicks who pound their meat wallet until it can't even hold a bowling ball anymore?!?
Robert: Ummm, no I think she going to help the locals with some construction projects or something. She mentioned something about needing to drill a deep well???
Dave: Ok, whatever.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 28, 2021
An online coven of elite stans that came together in spite of controversy to promote Lana Del Rey, Emma Roberts, and American Horror Story. They are known for their tight bond and their likelihood to be involved in controversy or drama. They also happen to be very problematic, and which they are not liked by many. They have a mascot, which is a hamster named Burrito, and he supports them from heaven.
by tropicoviolet September 10, 2019
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by Chefun August 14, 2011
The longest running stan cult on Twitter! They've been known to be likely to have many strong alliances, but are willing to burn bridges without hesitation. They have been recognized by many celebrities, including being followed by Lovely Peaches and blocked by Billy Eichner.
Person One: Girl did you see what those Pink Jeep Safari Bitches are getting cancelled for now?
Person Two: Let me go see they're so iconic.
Person Two: Let me go see they're so iconic.
by longbeachdelrey April 19, 2020
Verb; The act of driving around a carpark for an extended period of time in order to secure a car parking spot.
Friend 1: "How was the mall - did you get what you needed?"
Friend 2: "Nah we were on a 3 hour carpark safari so I got jack of it and came back home"
Friend 2: "Nah we were on a 3 hour carpark safari so I got jack of it and came back home"
by Sexy___Bitch June 11, 2010
The act of driving around for hours looking for a place to park your car. Usually occurs in shopping centers on rainy days.
by Sexy__Bitch February 6, 2010
by Ravnos_girl November 14, 2018