“I just won the first annual Montgomery burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence”
by Delovelytoucan April 5, 2021
April Montgomery is a fictional character from the story The Shaw Brothers in the Episode app. Many people would call her a fruit because her love interest, Christopher Shaw, calls her apricot. However, by some people, she would be acknowledged as a crybaby. April is girl who’s very emotional and she cries every chapter of The Shaw Brothers. She even gave up Yale University for Christopher, and said he’s his whole world. All she wanted was some dick. She’s a very small girl who can’t reach the pedals while driving, so she may be a hazard to the people in traffic. She’s also very stupid, but can sometimes be very sweet.
by wh0re for shaw May 18, 2021
married to Aria Montgomery. April is a badass bitch and can only tolerate aria. if anyone tries to swing her way she will reject because aria is the love of her life <3
by aria montgomery asf August 22, 2020
by Pinklette July 30, 2021
the sexual act of when you eat someone out and then the partner shotgun shits into the partners mouth while swallowing the fecal matter and still participating in the sexual intercourse.
"Yo Zach, Im feeling frisky tonight, lets go ask Jessica if she wants to do a montgomery nesquik with us."
"Hell yeah Austin, lets do it!"
"Hell yeah Austin, lets do it!"
by d7_edd March 31, 2019
A county in Maryland that has towns that are small to medium sized but wealthy to say the least, here there are some the richest cities in America such as Bethesda, Chevy Chase, Potomac, Poolesville, etc. I think just a drive or walk around the place should let you know what kind of place it is, the high school parking lots are full of BMW, Audi, Mercedes, Lexus and Porsche. In all of the towns you'll find a ton of "soccer moms" which frequent Starbucks, Whole Foods and Kohl's, not to mention there's a Starbucks on every intersection here, heck there is even one right in front of my house. The average dad drives a fancy car and where's polo's everyday and the kids are enrolled in Private or Charter schools. The schools here are some of the best in the nation with High Schools such as Wootton, WJ, Winston Churchill and RM, there are also private schools like Landon or Holton-Arms.
He owns a BMW lives in a 1M dollar home and got accepted to all Ivy League's he definitely lives in Montgomery County.
by Djorp91q December 28, 2022
The gods of all gods and destroyer of all planets... never talk back to Shea or you’ll get a good swift head kick and will be knocked on the floor... The Shea does not hold back and will cause world domination
Shea Montgomery cannot he slayed
by NotAFaggot298 February 16, 2019