Truly a gift to anyone who meets him. Brilliant, hard-working, driven, hilarious, loving, an all around amazing person. Be careful though, he's very stubborn and stuck in his ways. Only the right one can tame this bull, but when he's caught by her he is forever under her spell. Matthew is tall, handsome, with big blue eyes and a smile that lights up even the darkest of rooms. He is loyal and unbeatable by any other man.
Q:Did you see that guy Matthew over there cooking up a storm?
A:A chef too? Is there anything Matthew cannot do? "God's gift" just took on a whole new meaning.
A:A chef too? Is there anything Matthew cannot do? "God's gift" just took on a whole new meaning.
by PrettyBerd February 4, 2010
The most amazing person in the world who I love to show affection because I care about him a lot. He can be very sarcastic and funny and loves to argue but I absolutely love spending time with him.
by Hot_Sasha October 19, 2010
The sweetest and cutest guy you'll ever meet. He listens to you and cheers you up when your mad or sad or angry. He's also fucking hilarious and has the biggest elephant in the world. Matthew is amazing, and he also loves sandwiches and he is amazing at math.
1) girl :WOW look at that guy his elephant his huge! he must be a matthew
2) girl 1: aww that guy is soo sweet!
girl 2: yea his name is matthew
2) girl 1: aww that guy is soo sweet!
girl 2: yea his name is matthew
by fruitninja14-2 September 25, 2011
Hey! It's matthew!
by Samuel l Jackson April 15, 2017
Matthew is an international man of mystery. The kind of guy you can throw a shoe at and he'd catch it on his foot, even though he's 2 sizes bigger...
What nobody knows about Matthew is that he harbors a deep inner desire to be loved by someone special, something he will never experience due to his busy schedule of rescuing Baby Pandas from bamboo fires and intercepting missiles over war torn countries with a frisbee.
One thing is certain, when a crisis is averted, that handsome man walking off into the horizon alone is a Matthew.
What nobody knows about Matthew is that he harbors a deep inner desire to be loved by someone special, something he will never experience due to his busy schedule of rescuing Baby Pandas from bamboo fires and intercepting missiles over war torn countries with a frisbee.
One thing is certain, when a crisis is averted, that handsome man walking off into the horizon alone is a Matthew.
Guy 1: Thanks for lifting that fallen bus off of my girlfriend!
Matthew: ...
Guy 1: What's you're problem?! I said thanks.
Girl 1: It's ok babe, he a Matthew *quiet sigh*.
Matthew: ...
Guy 1: What's you're problem?! I said thanks.
Girl 1: It's ok babe, he a Matthew *quiet sigh*.
by leechtime February 22, 2012
A boy or man with a very large penis. When people say penis, people will often think of the name Matthew or vice versa. Everybody likes Matthew and anybody who doesn't is usually a slut, an asshole, or a bitch.
by Matt the penis January 26, 2011
Matthew has a above average penis
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