lurker

A person who is just "there." Nobody really knows why, other than they show up and don't say a word. Possible reasons for this could be:
-They don't know what to say
-They are pretending to have friends
-They are trying to scare you
-They are there just to be seen with you, as if they have some kind of relationship with you.

Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: The lurker. He shows up everyday, just ignore him.

by 120000417 July 25, 2006

lurkers

People who go on your stickam profile when your live and dont come into the chat.

Dave - "Oh shit look i got 10 lurkers"
John - "Imma cap them fewls with my aussie guns pew pew"

by Aaron Chapman October 17, 2007

lurker

a person who reads the posts on a forum, message board, etc, but does not post

The guy was just another lurker with no life.

by Light Joker August 3, 2005

Lurker

A lurker is someone who always just seems to be there, no matter where it is.

You always expect them to be there, because they pop up out of no where.

A lurker will often try and play it off as a joke when you confront them, but it's not a joke.

Anthony: That Jessica is such a lurker.
Trey: Yeah, she's always around.

Marcus: She just pops up unnoticed.

Antonio: Yeah, seriously!

Johnny: F-in Lurkin

Jessica: Hey guys!
Alec: AHHHHH!

Luke: Can you not lurk so much, Jessica?

Jessica: Oh luke! You're so funny!

Maddy and Davi: It's not funny

by cooolkids! June 12, 2009

Lurker

A turd that refuses to be flushed, hangs out just barely visible below the escape hatch

Dude, I pinched this massive loaf, but after flushing 3 times, I still noticed a lurker.

by Link, Inc. February 19, 2015

lurker

Lurkers lurk. This lurking may exist in the form of excessive monitoring and creating of PT threads, checking out other people's myspaces without the intention of leaving a comment or message, or hitting on/trying to get with someone. Most people are a lurker sometimes, but you aren't truly a lurker until PT or myspace is used everytime you see a computer, or you're creepy (possibly old) and hit on mad girls.

I was lurking on PT instead of writing my paper!

Oh my god he is such a lurker!

Wish I was lurker... Wish I was on myspace...

by mulberrysdream May 7, 2008

Lurker

One who creeps relentlessly, usually used to refer to males who will contact a female more than 3 times a day through Facebook, Myspace, Text, Calling, and Instant messaging. The female must not be interested.

Powerful Zerg unit, upgraded from Hydralisks costing 100 Vespene Gas and 50 Minerals. Effective on ground units only, utilized best with stacking at entrance way to base. Low hp/armor but when burrowed, will not appear on opponent's screen unless observer/overlord is present.

Rick Feet - Lurker
Laura Dee - Female

Rick Feet (text messages): HEY, there is this frou frou concert on sunday I was thinking about going to but my friends bailed on me, do you listen to them? do you want to go with me?

(3 minutes later)

Rick Feet (text messages): HEY did you get my last text?
Rick Feet (text messages): Are you there? If i'm annoying you, just tell me.
Rick Feet (text messages): Soo, did you fall asleep or something? You never texted me back...
Rick Feet (text messages): Oooohkayy, it's 3 am, and i'm guessing you fell asleep so good night, I'll tty tomorow

6am

Rick Feet (Text Messages): HEY good morning, you alright? you didn't answer me at all last night, were you drunk or something?

by Aradeel November 14, 2008