john wayne

during oral sex the man removes his member from the girl's mouth and slaps her across the face with it

The girl was going way too slow to get me off so I gave her a john wayne across the face.

by Jem Stinkyfish April 3, 2004

John-Wayneing

To not show your true feelings as you deal with an unpleasant situation. To be a "tough guy".

"Check him out. His kid died, his wife just left him, and he's passing a kidney stone. He hasn't shed a single tear. He's John-Wayneing his way through this."

by blunt_instrument01 January 7, 2007

John Wayne

Marijuana. Specifically, a significant quantity of high-grade, or sinsemilla, especially for personal use.

"Yo D, you pick up today?"

"Yeah, I got dat John Wayne, mang." (Displays cigarette case containing a dozen fat, dank joints)

by Grabes February 16, 2007

John Wayned

John Wayned is when she has been done so hard she is walking like a cowboy that's just spent three months out on the trail on the worlds biggest saddle!

Q: "Hey Stacey, why are you walking like that? "

A: "Mat John Wayned me last night!"

by D3adsy182 January 28, 2017

john wayne

refering to someone as an "arse-hole"

first used in an episode of the scottish comedy "chewin the fat"

that guy over there is a complete john wayne

by stephen o'h March 18, 2006

John Wayne

The "John Wayne" maneuver occurs when you and a male friend are both engaging in vigorous sexual intercourse with a female (one for each of you) in the position commonly known as "doggy-style". One of you is the cowboy, the other is the Indian. Immediately before ejaculation, you both withdraw your penises and shoot your load at each other. The first one to be hit by a drop of semen is the loser, rendering the winner "John Wayne".

I John Wayne'd Tony, and now he has to wash his eye out with soap.

by KinkMaztaFlash September 6, 2004

john wayned

Getting slammed (shot) from behind when your not looking (usually used in online video games). The cheapest way to get a kill since your opponent has no idea where you are and does not have a chance to fight back.

WTF! That fag, Kevin, john wayned me two times already... what a noobmuffin. Chuck, this kid blows at every game thats involves controllers. At least Tim, Chris, and Mark don't crouch around the whole level and then camp in the back behind the soda machines... what a homo.

by T. Smizzle August 21, 2006