When you have a dream that you are a big, plump, steamy, juicy hotdog, so big and plump that the bun will not close around you. Then you realize that ketchup is sliding out the end of the bun, and then you wake up incarcerated, and your cellmate's chin is resting on your shoulder while he's fucking you up the asshole...
Hey, in prison such choices aren't always yours to make.
Hey, in prison such choices aren't always yours to make.
Jim got himself locked up and had the hotdog Dream. Now he can't shit without it looking like a Swiss cake roll.
by Mjolnir12982 September 5, 2016
by jackson nine April 9, 2003
When a party or get together is meant for both girls and boys but mostly boys show up, possibly even only boys.
Heather: Oh my goodness, we need to hangout sometime soon!
Erika: Yesss; and I promise it'll be better than what you're doing at that hotdog shop now!
Erika: Yesss; and I promise it'll be better than what you're doing at that hotdog shop now!
by ErikaNicolee<3 April 4, 2011
by the homies are crazy February 6, 2021
The Titus Hotdog is a sexual act where mustard is placed on the feet of the partner, and a footjob is given resembling a hotdog.
Friend 1: Hey man, you saw Chris last night, right?
Friend 2: Yeah, I thought he just wanted me to fuck him, but he wanted a Titus Hotdog, so I left.
Friend 1: That’s weird man.
Friend 2: Yeah, I thought he just wanted me to fuck him, but he wanted a Titus Hotdog, so I left.
Friend 1: That’s weird man.
by Foot Lover Supreme September 22, 2019
A practical joke in which a hotdog is gently leaned against the face of a sleeping friend, creating a tiny ladder between a pillow and the friend's face. A successful hotdog ladder is achieved when one's fingers can be walked from the base of the ladder to the top without waking the friend. It should be noted that the wiener is not intended to be phallic.
Joanna fell asleep early last night and we gave her a hotdog ladder. She was pretty pissed when she woke up.
by Nathan Shep May 27, 2007
Because one of you thought it would be a good idea to pull down your pants, ok, hover your butt cheeks over the urinal and squeeze out a chocolate hotdog, ok.
by Willba October 30, 2006