When someone sticks their thumb up your butt while you're giving them a golden shower.
My girl asked me to hitchhike in the rain, but I'd already pissed a few minutes prior.
by Familyreunion+1 July 10, 2017
Get the hitchhike in the rain mug.
when two thumbs enter the anis of you or another person you have been hichchiked.
ol boy was caught on get 69 getting the ultimate hitchhiker
by jay big daddy w June 13, 2018
Get the ultimate hitchhiker mug.
When thumb a girls ass like you really need a lift to two states away
When she met me for the date, she had no idea I was an angry hitchhiker
by The International Meatpickle November 21, 2018
Get the Angry Hitchhiker mug.
When you're in the back seat of a vehicle and reach around the front seat to hug the person up front and are only able to hug them around the neck.
A drunk friend gave me a hitchhiker hug from the backseat when I dropped him off at home. I thought I was being strangled.
by SJC1989 March 8, 2016
Get the hitchhiker hug mug.
corporate Hitchhiking is a term for going job to job, temp job to temp job with hope for all this jumping to add up to a solid high paying job/ career. All this time counting on your resume with its stunning large set of skills and items that are usually useless. You may feel its impressive having 3 to 8 pages of info but to any possible employer its shows you cant hold a job down
Jake: do you believe you can win a job with that 6 page resume.

Joe: darn tooting.
jake: but all youve been doing is jumping from management job to management job, from sinking ship to sinking ship.
joe: its only a little Corporate hitchhiking . just look at my entire skill list and my impressive job list
by Theamazinggeek June 21, 2017
Get the Corporate Hitchhiking mug.
Also know as a PH A women who goes guy after guy getting railed
Man 1: did you hear about Emily? Man 2: no what happened. Man 1: she banged the whole football team man 2: she is such a penis hitchhiker
by Gayblackmidgetfurryclownautist September 23, 2023
Get the Penis hitchhiker mug.
i need to stop by walmart and get a superpack of hitchhikers
by kada1993 June 25, 2007
Get the hitchhiker mug.