Hoe Ass Nigga...That one solo dude in your crew who will fuck your girl either while you guys are fighting or right after you 2 break up.
Be careful of what you say to ya homie about you and your girl my nigga because that Han Solo ass nigga will fuck your girl the 1st opportunity he gets.
by Da Brown One June 29, 2015
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Masturbation. I'm writting the following word just because "the definition must have at least 20 letters and 3 words." -said the Pink Rabbit
"-So, what're you doing tonight?
-I think i'm gonna take a bit of han solo time for myself.
-Again???!!"
-I think i'm gonna take a bit of han solo time for myself.
-Again???!!"
by Treflonso August 20, 2007
When you have to drop a duece real bad, and it comes out in one large clean turd and only takes one wipe of the crack. One turd and one wipe, hence han solo.
Juan: All that chinese food made me sick, i blew it up and left skidmarks everywhere!
Mark: That shit filled me up too, luckily when i went to drop a duece i had a han solo.
Mark: That shit filled me up too, luckily when i went to drop a duece i had a han solo.
by the wopfather May 12, 2008
by Josh Parker February 29, 2004
From a scene in the most kickass movie ever. Zoolander. Derek recovers brilliantly from a shut down by Hansel, calling him "han solo" and making masturbation movements. You know, the scene with Winona Ryder.
Derek: Hey I got a whacky idea. What say we settle this on the runway... Han, Solo.
Hansel: Are you challengin me to a walk off? BOO-lander.
Billy Zane: Don't do this Derek.
Hansel: Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude. He's trying to help you out.
Derek: Oh yeah, that's a walk off challenge my friend.
Hansel: Are you challengin me to a walk off? BOO-lander.
Billy Zane: Don't do this Derek.
Hansel: Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude. He's trying to help you out.
Derek: Oh yeah, that's a walk off challenge my friend.
by Matilda June 5, 2005
Person 1 "Who did you go with?"
Person 2 "No-one, I went hansie" or "I went Hans Solo", or "it was just me and Hansie"
Person 2 "No-one, I went hansie" or "I went Hans Solo", or "it was just me and Hansie"
by Rattler August 27, 2003