the smell that is left over after kevin patel takes a large dump in your house that you can smell from the opposite side of the house
by kevin patel January 10, 2004
The hard crusty stuff that glues your eyelids shut in the morning. An indicator that your hangover is going to be so bad that you beg for a migrane instead.
Oh man, after those two (three?)bottles of tequila last night I woke up with some serious grunch in my eyes. Please, kill me now...
by kru kutech January 6, 2009
Noun: grundle for brunch! You can get your favorite brunch items at the low-budget, saltpeter, indigestive quality, that you have come to so adamantly despise yourself for eating every day, on Saturday and Sunday mornings at the grundle.
Verb: The act of consuming grunch.
Verb: The act of consuming grunch.
Noun: "Did he even take you out to grunch the next morning?"
Verb: "Dude, I'm wicked hungover, lets go grunch!"
Verb: "Dude, I'm wicked hungover, lets go grunch!"
by Because I ran out of points, thats why! December 10, 2007
Tim: I didn't use that free trip to Europe because I might of had to work
Tim's Friend: Well your fucking "grunching" that aren't you
Tim's Friend: Well your fucking "grunching" that aren't you
by boogerlips March 23, 2010
I grunched all over her face, and she loved it.
by the cock destroyer February 27, 2005
Bored of so many brunches (artificial word of breakfast & lunch) in the 90s, wise man started to grill meat and sausages parallel to the brunch. So fearless men scrumptiously invented the grill-brunch - the grunch. Modern German sociologists call the grunch the most exciting social improvement of the new millennium. It's grunch-time, baby!
Thank god we're invited to a grunch! I couldn't have stand another boring brunch at Darryl and Matt!, Shirley said.
by Henning Mühlinghaus February 13, 2008
by SaltyRod June 17, 2022