A so-called "gnome gamer" is a human being likely not to take part in social interaction and is much more present in their own comfortable gaming space.
A: Yo bro, I just did a sub 50 Inferno on OSRS (Oldschool Runescape).
B: Damn bro, you're a true gnome gamer!
by LightYearAhead January 18, 2023
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Little assholes who steal/misplace you belongings
The time gnomes put my phone in a can on paint when I wasn’t looking
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A member of a large group of people working for a criminal organisation with the express role of obtaining pseudoephedrine for the manufacture of illicit substances. An illegitimate organisation who has a large number of pseudo gnomes circumvents legal dispensing restrictions by means of sheer numbers.
Chemist: "We are not keeping up with demand, we just don't have enough pseudoephedrine"
Boss: "Well then hire some more pseudo gnomes!"
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Small people who live in gardens. Originated in the 2011 movie “Gnomeo and Juliet,” but got so popular they made them into real things.
Susan has so many gnomes in her garden, she’s so cool
by GnomeoStan23 January 14, 2021
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A Gnome is a short, hairy nerd that flakes on it's fellow fantasy creatures at the slightest provocation. Why it does this is anyone's guess but none care to ponder it so it always goes unquestioned and unresolved. They give gifts of greenery to all who have the pleasure of meeting them. But they will scorn you if you commit to any plans with them.
My friend was being a real Gnome the other day. Little Bastard wanted to flake on me so I trapped him in a ring of magic mushrooms!
by The__speaker_of__truth May 27, 2022
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hes not a gnoblin, not a gnelf he’s a gnome
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"That guy is a weed industry pro, hes a total gnome"
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