person who has greasy hair, bad hygiene, and an extra layer of body fat. Smells like cheese, wine, cigerates, and the plague.
by kristiabus May 29, 2017
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A widely criminalized sex-act, involving 3 people, an intercom system, and a television switcher. The act is most common among workers in the Television industry, which has given them their godless, hedonistic reputation.
John, Jo and Jane sustained horrible injuries, because they participated in a European Slinky.
by Lev Sportsinterviews January 25, 2012
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When bowling, a split is where you have two pins left, one on each side. The European split is where you have two pins left on each side.
Carlos: Damn, Justin just hit a European split!
by Dirty Antwan June 9, 2022
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Discrete scat play. When you baste someone like a cake, yet they cover it up with decades of systemic oppression and class warfare.
Jean Val Denim - "Cellar! You have my love!"
Cellar Door - "What of your European tuxedo?"
Jean Val Denim - "Does the pope shit in the woods?"
Cellar Door - "I'll grab my hat"
by Vale Beleren July 31, 2022
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Wearing a white blazer, white T-shirt, white jeans, white shoes, and a chunky gold necklace.
“The gentleman in the European tuxedo looked great with the blood stains on his white blazer after leaving the particularly aggressive futbol match.”
by Nrogers September 26, 2023
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When waiting to turn left at a red light, once the light turns green but without an arrow, slam the accelerator down, make your turn and beat the car who should have proceeded straight. Effectively ignoring the right of way.
by Sqoonman February 10, 2023
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